
MERMAID ARTS CENTRE RESIDENCY
I feel honoured and delighted to have been asked to take on the role of Storyteller In Residence at The Mermaid Arts Centre. Over the...

A Feather On The Breeze
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Archangel Gerry Says - 2017 Promises To Be A Bumper Year For Hardship
Hello everyone. 2017 will find you all re-finding the purpose of life there on Earth, which is in large part to suffer obviously. Lately...

SPOILER ALERT – ARCHANGEL GERRY RUINS THE PLOT OF 2016
Howaya blastin’ about there my fair ladies? Here is my advice for you there on the planet of Earth for the next twelve months. The worst...

POEMS AND STORIES PLEASE
Hello. My name is Paul Timoney. I am a storyteller-poet-performer-artist-teacher type person from Mullingar in the middle of Ireland. I...

There Was A Bear
I met a bear named James in a forest. 'I have been following you,' he said, 'for the last seventy miles, Trying to decide whether I am...

AMULET OF BAD LUCK ANTIDOTE
How can I be honest without sounding like an idiot? So be it if that is not possible, but the other day I was scrolling about on the...

D'S PAIRING (WHERE D STANDS FOR DOG)
A father scrapped unwillingly, a dog, named Micheál. His paw, the dog’s, went into the father’s abdomen, At stomach central. The paw,...

Pounded In The Backside By A Jewel Bug
How are you supposed to cope with all your inner ugliness and jealousy. Question mark. First of all, make sure that you are jealous and...

The Organisation Game
Right. Let me make some good quick succinct points. Read them. Remember them. Let them kick your life back into shape like a pinch...