I feel honoured and delighted to have been asked to take on the role of Storyteller In Residence at The Mermaid Arts Centre. Over the next few weeks I will be facilitating a collaborative project with New Cou...

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Hello everyone. 2017 will find you all re-finding the purpose of life there on Earth, which is in large part to suffer obviously.

Lately the humans have been doing a lot of what they can to create a post life...

Howaya blastin’ about there my fair ladies? Here is my advice for you there on the planet of Earth for the next twelve months. 

The worst thing about existence is that it has all been set up sneakily to ensure...

Hello. My name is Paul Timoney. I am a storyteller-poet-performer-artist-teacher type person from Mullingar in the middle of Ireland. I am currently collecting poems, stories and pictures made by children age...

I met a bear named James in a forest.

'I have been following you,' he said, 'for the last seventy miles,

Trying to decide whether I am hungry enough to want to eat you.'

'Really?' I replied, with an air of sic...

How can I be honest without sounding like an idiot? So be it if that is not possible, but the other day I was scrolling about on the Facebook when I clicked into an article about Zodiac Signs which turned out...

A father scrapped unwillingly, a dog, named Micheál.

His paw, the dog’s, went into the father’s abdomen,

At stomach central.

The paw,

Deep inside,

But not through flesh in the traditional manner,

But by magical mea...

How are you supposed to cope with all your inner ugliness and jealousy. Question mark.

First of all, make sure that you are jealous and not just full of general rage. Before you decide to be jealous of anothe...

Right. Let me make some good quick succinct points. Read them. Remember them. Let them kick your life back into shape like a pinch perfect panel beater. Like water for thirst. Like fags for addiction.

I just...